tvmince

Too many terrible things have happened to the great and the good of This Morning for it to be but a coincidence:

• John “Lezzers” Leslie forced into exile and accompanying shaggy beard after being accused of rape by pretty much everyone.
• Fern Britton outed for wearing a fat band (that’s a fat band as in the gastric kind, rather than, say, the reformed Boyzone line-up).
• Raj Persaud, who always seemed like such a nice man, exposed as a dirty rotten plagiarist.
• Schofield’s Quest.