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So the least popular “Moose-lim” since Bin Laden has been kicked out of the BB house, just days before the public were about to do the same job anyway. That means good news for not only her would-be eviction night opponent Sly LeBlanc, but also for his “massive fanbase”, who can now keep their phones on the hook until next week, when he’ll inevitably be up again.

But is Alex’s premature ejection really a good or a bad thing? With her triple standards, faux-gangsta catchphrases and impressive ability to reduce grown men twice her size to tears, she was undoubtedly making for great TV. And the other thing she was making, quite nicely, was a rod for her own back. Despite seemingly believing that by chastising the sin of fancy-dress she would somehow win the voting support of “Moose-lims” everywhere, what she seemed to forget is that, regardless of religion, nobody likes a moaner. Except, perhaps, Eminem fans, and there surely can’t be too many of them still around.

Good riddance, Alex – and remember we told you.